At last a lovely
day at Walk Mill, although I set off in thick fog and 6 degrees, but within 2
Miles the sun came through and the fog vanished in an instant, This, ultimately
meant I was overdressed for the day-Lol.
For the first
time since Xmas and beyond there wasn’t a serious threat of rain or at least
not until 3pm. And so a good gathering, once more, with at least
18 by my count, which included Dave and Liz Pipe aboard the electric tandem-
does that signify Spring is officially here-Lol. A
noteable absentee was Keith, as I seem to remember him always making Walk Mill,
but I could be wrong- never!- Lol.
Almost all of the
Mod+ crowd had gathered, all bar ‘the very nice man’ who clearly still has
‘post honeymoon disease’ -Lol, but the rest all keen to follow me to the Station House cafe,
on the Whyte Gate Way.
However, that got
scuppered by the Brisk boys deciding to also follow me. This meant a
tactical change to the option cafe, ‘The Hollies’, as it is huge inside and out
and can easily handle my group of 9.
My peloton
therefore became Shane aka ‘the thief’, the ‘chuckle brothers’, Toby, Chris aka
‘last minute.com’, Clive (non-elec this week) Rapha Ray, Nick and yours truly.
We set off toward
Oscroft and yet again I had to stop and reboot my Garmin after the route
dumped itself again! I think it is time for a new
one. I can’t complain after 35000 miles+ on that one (almost all my retired
years in fact, I have just realised). I noticed, only the other day, that
Garmin have now come out with a pared down, no frills, version of the 1000 edge
range, for half the price - OMG! Guess whose birthday is only 2 weeks away-Lol.
Back to the ride
and it wasn’t long before we were passing DM’s pad and heading towards what
used to be my favourite hill climb (not!- Chapel Ln). Alas, injuries have kept
me away for the last year +. A mile or so later we turn
left toward Kelsall and after a mile the first of our uphill bits. We turned
left at the Citrus cafe and continued up for what became a few miles, by the
time we got through Delamere forest and regrouped at Hachmere.
I was heading for
my favourite
northern lane. Gallowsclough Ln is a cracker, as long as there hasn’t been rain
for several days and it didn’t disappoint. It’s of course up and down, but in
lovely condition.
Only 2 miles
later we were hurtling down hill, past an often-used right turn, into the Whitegate
way, which I felt might not be dry enough on this occasion. So, we head uphill
again for a circumnavigation via Clutton and Sandiway, although not before the
‘chatterbox’ pulls us over for an Hors d'oeuvre, just before our lunch
stop-Lol.
Mind you, that
wasn’t the first ‘CB’ pit stop. CB 1 needed a clothing change, just before
Delamere forest, as is the way of the CB’s. I mean, what happened to simply sweating
when you get hot, although it beats me how they get hot hanging on to the back
of the grupetta- Lol.
Cereal bar
scoffed, we set off again and it wasn’t long before CB2 aka ‘the chatter box’
decided to almost take out our peloton on a junction where we all turned right,
except him of course. The strange thing was, he asked me if we were
going to turn right, obviously spotting a stationary Chris in the distance up
ahead, I responded with “yes, turning right.”
Next thing I
know, Just as I turned right, he shouts “woh!” And before I knew it, somebody
shouts “ease up, Steve has gone straight on for
some reason.”-Lol. Baffled as to how his mind works, I
was left thinking it must have something to do with all that Welsh stuff he’s
learning- he simply can’t understand
English anymore - Lol, Lol.
We weren’t that
far from our original lunch venue of the Station House cafe, which we shoot
straight past. Our option cafe was only 2 miles away, which prompted a warning
to Nick and Chris, who were heading off the front again, that there was a
discrete right turn at the bottom of the fast right-hander, which most people
don’t even notice. Sure enough, after we sort of regroup in Shay’s Ln, Nick
remarked to me that he had previously wondered where said Ln lead too. My
retort was, “you’ll shortly see”- Lol.
Not much more
than a mile or so, we pulled into the ‘exit only’ entrance to the rear of
The Hollies. This back route avoids the main entrance on the A49, which is not
a road you want to be on, even in a car, let alone a bike.
We decided it was
warm enough to sit outside and picked one of many under cover bench tables. Food
orders made and electronic beepers in hand, we all sit down and await the call.
We were barely
sat when the first beeper went off. I happened to follow CB 2 to
the counter, where I found him trying to steal somebody elses order by
confusing the women with the wrong number- Think he preferred Toby’s order to
his own. Clearly, he has spent too much time eating alongside ‘the thief’, who,
as we all know, is partial to stealing his mates lunch order- Lol.
Lunch conversation,
(once we calmed Nick down from his rant about the waste of packaging, I guess
he won’t be going back -Lol) was for the second time in as many weeks,
about AI, most of the time - note to self, don’t allow Clive to join our group
again, as he is AI obsessed- Lol.

After a quick
team photo, we got going and head toward Oulton Park on very quiet lanes, which
was pretty much the norm for the day. Clive seemed to particularly enjoy those
few miles, commenting that he hadn’t been on those for years. After
just 5 miles we had passed through Eaton and on into Tarporley, heading for
Beeston. I was aware of Church Ln closure, so
we needed
to go around it via the Ice Cream Farm, which is a much more scenic way and
added a couple more needed miles. Again, the road closure, like many in the
county, are all to do with replacing the water main.
Anyway, after a
quick dash down to the Shady pub and a much slower, self-imposed, slog up to
the castle for me, we then set about the lovely stretch to the ICF only 3 miles
away, but first I set after Nick, chasing him downhill through
my favourite set of switch backs as I call them, with Beeston castle now on our
left and Peckforton castle dead ahead. That bit never fails to inspire a burst
of energy.
We soon turn
right to the ICF having all regrouped, which prompted a short conversation
between me and Clive about the old days when the ICF used to be a meet venue
for CER.
Barely finished
our chat, we arrived at the cross roads, where we all split up.
Toby, Chris, ‘the
thief’ and the CB’s turned right to Waverton, as the CB’s were parked there.
Toby / Chris were heading home to Chester-ish. Not sure if Clive didn’t
actually go straight over or right with the others? Nick
and I turned left to Tattenhall and home for me, Nick adding another seven
miles to Tilston.
Another great
day, with the weather holding again and a couple of unusual bits to confuse my
fellow cyclists-Lol. The Chatter Box starred as usual and provided most of the
entertainment-bless him. A big group this week, which didn’t hinder the
ride at all, in fact it was enhanced.
I later
discovered that “the CB’s’ did encounter some rain on their drive home, but it
stayed dry in my patch of Milton Green.
Till next times
ladies- Lol.
Neil T